"You’re oppressing me!!!"
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the teenage white girl who thinks she’s a dolphin (via el-antihero)

i feel like this is about me

(via thedolphinqueen)

(via stoned-levi)


ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via erens-gayblog)

boomerangstep:

When you finally beat a boss on little potions and HP

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(via stalker-isle)

badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

(via bertholdts-dick)

aiclan:

emmeme:

does anyone remember the time i spent over an hour drawing a comic on paint and it got two notes and i shut down my computer and went to bed angry which is a thing you’re never supposed to do

well i found the comic and now i understand why it only got two notes

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this is art

(Source: techonlogy, via doctorbootie)

pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

(via doctorbootie)

sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

(via doctorbootie)

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

(via bertholdts-dick)

ojonajma:

"Hey baby I’m home alone"

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(via smut-now-questions-later)